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Housekeeping with a difference! Rent the perfect husband if you will. Of course not all husband duties can be undertaken 🫣.
Not everyone is able to, or has the time to do things that are necessary around the house. That light fitting that has been sat in the box for a month, that pile of ironing that just keeps getting bigger, or even something simple like deep cleaning the bathroom.
I will come for your allotted appointment and during that time I can clean, do laundry, iron, sort areas, lift things, do DIY tasks and even gardening when needed.
I always carry a wide range of cleaning utensils, products and also a selection of tools.
My Cleaning & Handyman Services Include:
Domestic Cleaning Services for Homes, Apartments, and Offices
End of Tenancy Cleaning for Landlords & Tenants
Housekeeping Services - Sorting, Tidying, or Laundry
Deep Cleaning for a Fresh, Comprehensive Clean
Bed linen Washes to Keep on top of the Laundry pile (removed and returned on next visit)
Bed Changing - just leave fresh bedding out, we will change it for you
Ironing Services - can be done during your regular visit
Dry Cleaning for Special Garments and Fabrics
Upholstery Cleaning for Sofas, Chairs, and Cushions
Handyman Services: Furniture Assembly, Minor Repairs, and Odd Jobs
One-Off Cleaning Services for Special Occasions or Deep-Cleans
See Why Our Customers Love Bearded Housekeeping
All you need to know……
How Does It work?
I offer two types of appointments:
• Single Appointment : £40
Suitable for a thorough clean of a standard 1-2 bedroom property. This can also be used for larger properties, areas pointed out by yourself will be prioritised.
• Double Appointment : £80
Ideal for a thorough clean of a standard 3-4 bedroom property, or a smaller property with additional services attached. See below examples.
This of-course depends on the cleanliness of the property initially, but gives you an idea of timings.
Why do I not charge hourly like most other cleaners?
Two reasons;
1 - I charge by the appointment rather than by the hour, as my efficient, high-standard cleaning delivers exceptional results in less time than most people are accustomed to. This ensures you’re paying for quality and thoroughness, not just time spent.
2 - having set appointments like this allow me to keep a clear routine to my day and avoid dead space in the diary.
How do payments work?
After your initial appointment, you will receive an invoice via whatsapp that is due for payment immediately. This contains easy payment links to transfer funds quickly and easily.
Fortnightly & Monthly customers: you will receive an invoice after every visit and payment is due immediately.
Weekly Customers: after your initial appointment, you will be added to my monthly invoice run and you will be sent your invoice after the last clean of the month. This will be due by the 5th of the following month.
One-Off Cleans: your invoice will be produced on booking your appointment and will be due for payment 24 hours before your appointment is due to take place.
Why does that feel more expensive than elsewhere?
With my services, you’re not just getting a fast cleaner with high standards, you're getting housekeeper. Someone that is able to tackle any and every task around the house, like laundry, handyman tasks and I possess other versatile skills to tackle a variety of household tasks. My pricing reflects the value and expertise I bring beyond standard cleaning, ensuring your home is cared for in every way. I always have a selection of tools and utensils with me so can deal with almost any issue as it arises.
How Often Do I Need an Appointment?
This depends on your needs, but most clients prefer fortnightly or weekly cleans during working hours (Monday–Friday).
• Fortnightly: The most popular option.
• Weekly: Perfect for keeping your home in tip-top shape. Plus, you’ll receive 10% off and monthly invoicing for added convenience.
Tip: I don’t recommend leaving long gaps between cleans, as it often takes more time (and effort) to tackle the buildup. However, monthly appointments are available on Saturdays only if this works better for you.
Do I Need to Provide Anything?
No! I bring everything with me, including a vacuum, mop, and premium eco-friendly cleaning products that smell amazing. Your clean includes thoughtful touches like toilet duck gel stamps and I’ll even neatly fold your toilet roll (hotel style!). Everything is included in the price—no hidden extras.
Examples of How Clients Use Their Time
Matthew (1-bedroom apartment)
• Frequency: Single appointment, fortnightly
• Extras: Bed linen laundry (£12)
• Total Cost: £104/month (£52 after each visit)
Matthew’s apartment is cleaned to a high standard during a single appointment. I also strip and remake the bed, remove rubbish and recycling, and take linen for laundering (which I return at the next visit).
Jane (4-bedroom house)
• Frequency: Double appointment, weekly
• Total Cost: £288/month (with 10% discount)
I work alongside Jane while she tackles household chores. My focus is on cleaning bathrooms, the kitchen, and floors. Any remaining time is used for tasks like painting, assembling furniture, or mowing the lawn in summer.
Kate (4-bedroom townhouse)
• Frequency: Single appointment, fortnightly
• Total Cost: £80/month (£40 after each visit)
I clean two bathrooms, a WC, and the kitchen each visit (prioritizing the most-used areas). The remaining time is spent on hallways or dusting, depending on what’s most needed.
Luke (2-bedroom apartment)
• Frequency: Double appointment, weekly
• Total Cost: £288/month (with 10% discount)
Luke’s routine includes folding and ironing clothes from the airing cupboard, cleaning two bathrooms and the kitchen, and using any extra time to address other areas that need attention.
Where Do We Go From Here?
Your first appointment will always be a double appointment. This allows time to familiarize myself with your property and tackle any areas that need extra attention. Once complete, we’ll arrange a regular time slot based on your chosen frequency.
Keys
If you’re not at home during your clean, I’m happy to securely hold a key for entry. Keys are stored safely and coded to ensure they can’t be traced to your property.
Parking
If parking is available near your property, that’s perfect! If not, any parking fees will be added to your invoice.
One-Off Cleans / End-of-Tenancy Cleans
One-off cleans are available on Saturdays only, as my weekday schedule is reserved for regular clients. These appointments follow the same structure: single, double, or additional appointments as needed. Payment is required 24 hours in advance.
Meet the Team
Hi I'm Peter, and yes, it’s just me!
I created a market leading cleaning business in Cornwall called "Cornish Changeovers", specialising in high end holiday lets. At the point of me selling the business , we had 20 permanent employees, and had 14 self employed contractors that worked with us.
I sold the business as running it took me away from the part I enjoy the most. The
I created a market leading cleaning business in Cornwall called "Cornish Changeovers", specialising in high end holiday lets. At the point of me selling the business , we had 20 permanent employees, and had 14 self employed contractors that worked with us.
I sold the business as running it took me away from the part I enjoy the most. The cleaning! I have returned to Birmingham (my hometown) to create a business that is designed to keep me busy doing the things I enjoy and have no plans to expand or take people on.
Due to my previous business , I am accustomed to working quickly and to very high standards, so you can count on it being perfect every time!
Contact Us
Better yet, give us a call!
We stay in constant communication with our customers. If you have questions or special requests, just drop us a line.
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Bearded Housekeeping
Tel: 0121 798 1967 - also used for WhatsApp! Email: hello@bearded-housekeeping.com
Hours
Mon | 08:00 – 20:00 | |
Tue | 08:00 – 20:00 | |
Wed | 08:00 – 20:00 | |
Thu | 08:00 – 20:00 | |
Fri | 08:00 – 20:00 | |
Sat | 08:00 – 20:00 | |
Sun | Closed |